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99% is a lot. We’re proud.

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Web studio · building websites since 2016

Almost Done.

all part of the plan

We build websites.

Fast, quality, cheap.

Pick any one of our three.

214 websites in eight years. And every one of them is almost done.

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A site that sells, in 1 day: BAKERY CARWASH LAWYERS DONE: 214 ALL SITES ARE UNIQUE! LOGO OF YOUR CHOICE
Website in 1 day? EASY! $99
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Offers

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Time left until the discount: 60 s

0% off. We did warn you.

Time passes while the tab is open. When it’s closed, the timer waits for you. So do we.

Design

Every site we make is unique. Here are three different ones.

A beauty salon, a garage and lawyers. Each got a unique website, built from scratch.

Lotus Beauty Salon
Nut & Bolt Garage
Law & Co. Solicitors

← drag your logo onto any site (or tap it)

Design uniqueness: 100%

Every site is built from scratch. See for yourself.

Team

Six specialists. Everyone in their right place.

Designer“Let’s make the logo bigger”Draws everything you asked for. Then makes the logo bigger. Then bigger again.

Director, designer, copywriter, developer, manager and support. Choose who you want to talk to.

Our stand-ups are short: everyone always agrees.

Our director

Runs the studio. Currently in a meeting that ended in 2021. We’ve been looking for him ever since…

Status: currently unavailable

  • Mon09:00–19:00meeting
  • Tue09:00–19:00meeting
  • Wed09:00–19:00meeting
  • Thu09:00–19:00meeting
  • Fri09:00–19:00meeting
  • Sat, Sunall daymeeting

Will reply after the meeting.

ATTENTION! DIRECTOR MISSING
The only photo. There are no others.
Answers to “Directer”

CAUTION! DOES NOT ANSWER TO “WHEN DO WE LAUNCH?”!!!

Distinguishing features:
  • promises “tomorrow”
  • is always “in a meeting”
  • says “it’ll take five minutes”
  • carries a USB stick called “final_final_really_final”

Please help, everyone who can! If you see him, tell him to finally stop taking orders: we can’t cope and we barely sleep. And ask him to please give us our weekends back…

Reviews

People praise us. Read for yourself.

Ordered the website in 2019. They said “almost done”. Since then two kids have been born and a whole house has been built. The website is still almost done. Very happy. My eldest already asks to finish it himself when he grows up. We’re discussing it.
Tom, Crumbs & Co. bakeryReview verified. By us.
January32
Asked for “pretty and cheap”. The stylist sighed, made me a cup of tea and quoted a fair price. Now I have a website and a cup of tea. The website is almost ready, the tea ran out long ago. I keep going back for a refill and ask about the website while I’m there. They say: “Tomorrow.” The tea is genuinely good.
Emma, “Curl Up & Dye” salon
waiting:94days
They told me the price straight away and explained what’s in it. Suspicious. I’ve been checking for three months now and found no catch. I hired a lawyer; he found nothing either and decided to go to their office to investigate. In the end he ordered a website from them himself. Now we’re waiting together.
Dan, Daisy Two Ltd
December3123:59
Called to ask if the website was ready. The manager said: “Yes!” I was so touched that the guys were so happy for me and my website that, to celebrate finishing the project, they even decided to set off fireworks… It’s Valentine’s Day now and nobody picks up, but I think they just can’t get over it. Well done, lads!
Ryan, Shine Car Wash
Trust

We guarantee first place in search.

Found: 3 results, two of them ours.

  1. 1.
    Almost Done: best resultalmost-done › home

    Whatever you were looking for, you were looking for us.

  2. 2.
    Almost Done: another resultalmost-done › about-us

    Got this far? Then the search worked.

  3. 3.
    Competitors: nothing foundsearch › competitors

    We looked everywhere. Honestly.

Deadlines

We’ll build the site in 1 day. That’s a guarantee.

Order today and by evening the site is 99% ready. Then we finish it. Follow the progress.

Expectation: Website in 1 day
Reality: Day 365
Photo report: project “Website in 1 day”
Your order · site readiness 99%
We’ll deliver:
  1. tomorrow
  2. the day after
  3. on Monday
  4. after the holidays
  5. after the next holidays
1 day
  1. Day 199% done. Only small things left.
  2. Day 799% done. Waiting for your copy and photos.
  3. Day 3099% done. The small things turned out to be big.
  4. Day 10099% done. Please don’t interfere for now.
  5. Day 36599% done. Celebrating the anniversary of “almost”.

We deliver over the weekend.

Whose weekend we don’t say.

Prices

How much does a website cost

Website prices in dollars. Every price is valid exactly as long as you are reading.

Client: “Make it like Apple’s”
Budget: CHIPS $99 and a bag of chips
First meeting with the client
$600 ≈ 600 $

Enough for a site that sells.

  • A site like your neighbour’s

    $0⁠–⁠600≈ €0⁠–⁠550

    Pick any website you like. We build the same one.

    COPY(the original is at the neighbour’s)

  • A site that sells

    $500⁠–⁠1,800≈ €460⁠–⁠1,650

    One page, one goal. Which one, we’ll decide together at the third round of edits.

    30% offwas $400⁠–⁠1,440

  • A company-wide site

    $1,200⁠–⁠4,000≈ €1,100⁠–⁠3,700

    Services, team, contacts and up to fifteen pages, of which people read one.

    What’s included
    • Homeincluded
    • “About us” page+$80
    • Phone number on the site+$40

    We count pages generously.

  • Online shop

    $3,000⁠–⁠12,000≈ €2,800⁠–⁠11,000

    Catalogue, basket and payment. The customer picks everything themselves, and we only watch.

    Sale! Second website free**the same one

  • Your own platform

    from $8,000≈ from €7,400

    Personal accounts, roles and payment. You wanted “like Uber”, and so did we.

    Log-out button: on request.

  • Billed separately

    • Domain (site address)$10⁠–⁠24/year
    • Hosting (where it lives)$6⁠–⁠30/month
    • Copy and photosfrom $60
    • Support$20⁠–⁠80/month
    • Advertisingfrom $300/month
    • Client’s nervesfree

    The receipt is issued free of charge.

Service packages

Choose your level

To get started

Start

$300

  • Website
  • Three pages
  • An “Order” button
  • We’ll answer the phone

Most popular

Business

$600

  • Website
  • Three pages
  • An “Order” button
  • We’ll answer the phone

For the most demanding

Premium

$1,000

  • Website
  • Three pages
  • An “Order” button
  • We’ll answer the phone

A tough choice. We understand.

Turnkey website for $99.

The key is lost.

Portfolio

Our work. Every piece has character.

One flagship and six projects. We’re proud of every one.

Flagship case study

Our best work. Loading since 2019.

Client: very happy (according to our data).

Case loading: 99%

One percent left.

For a restaurant

Seven fonts, one per dish. The strictest one for the fish and chips.

Now playing: “Your Deposit”
100%

For a bank

Calm music starts by itself so that you don’t get bored.

For a clinic

Everything on one screen: book an appointment, pay the bill, get upset.

For a football club

A logo made of drones: not recognisable at once. The fans are trying.

For a construction company

A ticker so that everyone notices. Reading is optional.

For a garage

Visitor counter: nothing to hide. We count honestly, one visitor at a time.

Interactive: “Close the Window”
Closed: 0 Open: 0 of 12 Left: 30 sec

We’ve prepared entertainment. Windows appear by themselves, you close them with the cross. Hold out for thirty seconds and you win.

A record is waiting for you

Sign-off

Your site is ready. Only the edits are left.

Questions and answers

Questions we get asked

I’m on a call with a client “Yes, we’ll add one more button”
Work in progress
How much does a website cost?

Whatever you say. Then we’ll sigh and tell you the real price.

A business-card site starts at $160, a site that sells at $500, an online shop at $3,000. If someone quoted you less, check whether the site itself is included in the price. We name the exact price before the work, not after. Even we were surprised that this is possible.

How long does it take to build a website?

Almost done. Only small things left.

A business-card site takes 5⁠–⁠14 days, a one-page site 2⁠–⁠4 weeks, an online shop 2⁠–⁠4 months. We wait longest for your copy and photos. We are very patient: sometimes we wait so long that the copy goes out of date.

Can a website be built in a day, or in three?

Yes. Ask what exactly will be ready.

A cheap one-day website is real: a one-page site on a ready-made base takes 1⁠–⁠3 days if the copy and photos are there from the start. By evening it will be 99% ready. The remaining percent we discuss separately, and for a long time.

Can I order a website for $99?

Yes. Ordering is possible. Receiving is a separate question.

For that money you get a ready-made template with your logo, as a website builder would give you: no custom design, copy or support. It is enough for a business card on the web, not enough for sales. What the price includes is in the price tags above; what it doesn’t, in the contract. Website builder or agency? A builder gives you a template, an agency gives you a site made to order. The price tag decides which one you get.

What do you need from me?

Copy, photos, a logo and a reply to our message. Especially a reply to our message.

Answer the questionnaire, send the materials, approve the stages quickly and accept the site against the checklist in the contract. “I’ll send it on WhatsApp in the next few days” counts as a separate deadline: for us, “the next few days” means roughly until 2027.

Whose website will it be?

Yours. We only hold the pencil.

The site, its address and its content belong to you: the rights are transferred by contract, and the domain and hosting logins are registered to you, not to the studio. Check this before you pay. Studios that answer “why do you need the logins?” are not us.

Do you guarantee first place in search?

Of course. You saw the certificate.

Honestly, nobody can guarantee a place on Google: search engines decide for themselves. A studio that promises “number one in a month” chose a query with no competition, for example “Almost Done”. What can be promised: fast loading, a clear structure and clear copy. Promotion is separate work with a separate budget.

Do I need SEO (search engine optimisation)?

You do. There is no “go to the top” button. We looked.

We lay the foundation when building the site: fast loading, a clear structure, proper headings, comfort on a phone. Further promotion is separate work, and nobody guarantees a position in it. If someone promises you first place “by phone”, that call costs more than it seems.

Do you work in my city?

If it has internet, yes. If not, almost.

We work remotely: Dublin, London, New York, anywhere in the world. Meetings are by video call. “We’ll pop round to say hello” isn’t us: we can only pop into the chat.

Order

We’ve done everything. Only you are missing.

the last percent is your order

Website request

Budget
Choose honestly. We’ll agree anyway.
When do you need it?
We can’t go earlier yet. But we’re trying.

Your request will go to work right after our holiday.

Don’t want to fill it in? Press and hold: we’ll wait.

But seriously

We are zemix digital. And we finish what we start.

A studio from Ireland. We build unique websites that bring clients and sell.

ZX · zemix digital
  • < 2 sLoads in under
    2 seconds
  • Day 1Ready for Google
    from day one
  • QueriesCopy written for
    what your clients search
  • 100%See where
    every lead came from

All of this is in the contract.

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